PLAY BY SCRIPT

Ok, I next person say title and first line of the first person (also, introduce characters)
Then, when that line of the character is types, copy and paste it in your post and start yours.

No takers? I will start:

Title: The Robot Rage Survivors

First 10 lines:

Narrator: There was a place all people could get together and have fun.
It was impossible to find quickly, you needed to hunt for a good one.
RobotRage was one. It all started with one hacker, and spread.
Here is their story:

AMERICAN GIRL: [thinks to herself I want to be the best at this game, I
will invent hacking.] MWAHAHAHAHA!

Jork: No please don't! I know how to solve this! I will fight them and win
then hack all their bots of the HighScores (which is hacking) then they will
never come back! I am a genius!

Jorks brother: Be quiet jork! I'm eating!

Coejoe: What the? Oh my! The HS was hacked! What shall I do!?!? I know!
I will ask jork! He must be furious with the hacker!
Jork, did you see the HS!?

Jork: Yes I love it! I hacked them all down!

LYCAN: i am a werewolf

IGIT: Nobody cares! Be quiet or I will ban you!

AMERICAN GIRL: IGIT, I don't know who you are, or what, but just because you
can paint doesn't mean you own the place. If you don't mind I will be glad if you
left (which means she hacked his computer off for the rest of the day).

Coejoe: AG! Don't you know better!?

AMERICAN GIRL: Who is AMERICAN GIRL? Oh, wait, I am on this comp which is AG!
I am AG, yes!
No, I don't know better. I hacked the game for pete sake! Couldn't you figure it out?

Coejoe: Punches AG and says yeah, I do!

~SCENE~

Continue the next scene being relevant and no bad language.

~SCENE II~

[You see bikers slowly riding in.]

Biker1: What is this?

Biker2(Wolfy): How am I supposed to know! Now back off or I'll scare you away!

Young boy: [shivers in fear] Your a wreched old man!

Wolfy: i don't care, don't you have something better to do?

Young Boy: like what?

Wolfy: Go to school or I'll call the cops!

Young boy: It's Saturday though!

Wolfy: What am I? I ain't a calander! Get outta here!

[wolfy walks inside]

Wolfy: [walks around in piles of junk that used to mean something and gets to his busted old computer]
[types in on google: "Robot Rage chat," 10,000 suggestions appear, the first one being jork's.]
I will type my name, Wolfy. Changes picture to bomb and types away curin' AG.

Jork: Hey Wolfy! Remember me?

[Wolfy think and types, "yeah, how can I forget? You are the dumbfool noob who hacked the list and I bot superweapons for you, that is how you re-care for me?," then quickly backspaces and says "Hi pal" because he notices he was incharge.]

~SCENE~

_-_SCENE III-_-

-You see the siloutte of a top hat-

Hat: ahhh, good old hat. Might as well put it on!

*thinks, hey, i should call my self HAT! almost as cool as DEVILSLAYER666!!!*

*is genious*

2D4: hey you have a cool name wanna be a mod

Hat: SURE.

*will slowly degrade the whole chat... muahahahahahahahahahahah*

IGIT: hey why the f*ck are you a mod i dont even fucking know you!!!! GTFO!!!

*will be nice guy now*

Hat: Hey wolfy how do you hack

Wolfy: wpe pro, bla bla bla

*hat hacks, quickly sees jork and his bro*

jork: HEY NEWCOMER!!!

*jorks bro says the exact same words*

Hat: are you like the same person (INSERT QUESTIONMARK)

Both: No!

*hat goes away to do something better, aka hops onto his harley and in a shady area he meets igit*

Igit: So, ready to steal coejoes computer once and for all

-SCENE-

SCENE IV

[TheHat and IGIT sneak into Ceojoe's house.]

TheHat: It's so dark in here!

IGIT: Shhh! Don't let Coejoe hear us!

[They enter Coejoe's bedroom. A wooden floor board creaks. Both of them freeze.]

[Something stirs on the bed in the dark.]

TheHat: (Whispers) What the hell is that?

IGIT: I dunno, but we better run!

[They run out of the room as fast as they can and into the kitchen. They hear a voice.]

Voice: WHO IS THAT?

[Neither of them dares to move. Their hearts thump loudly.]

Voice: ANSWER ME!

IGIT: It's me, IGIT, and TheHat.

Voice: Alas! I shall reveal myself!

[The figure moves into the dim light. IGIT and TheHat take a step back. It's LUNCHB0X.

LUNCHB0X: Mmm... it's so good to see you boys here.

[He reaches for his pocket. He takes out a knife...]

LUNCHB0X: Well, looks like it's time for lunch, my boys! [He laughs and raises the knife.]

[TheHat and IGIT are terrified. They try to run but their feet will not move.]

LUNCHB0X: This is going to be delicious!

[He takes a step toward them. His face looms overhead.]

[Then he turns to the fridge beside him and opens it.]

LUNCHB0X: Care for some tuna?

[TheHat and IGIT don't understand at first. TheHat is the first one to talk.]

TheHat: Tuna?

LUNCHB0X: Yes, tuna! Don't you know what tuna is?

TheHat: Y-y-y-yes...

LUNCHB0X: Well then help yourselves, boys!

[They all sit at the table and LUNCHB0X takes out a loaf of bread.]

LUNCHB0X: We are going to make some sandwiches today!

[They hear the sound of keys opening the front door. Coejoe comes into the kitchen. He looks in shock at all of them.]

Coejoe: What the hell are you guys doing here?!

LUNCHB0X: Making some sandwiches!

[Coejoe thinks for a moment. Hesitantly, he talks.]

Coejoe: Mind if I join?

LUNCHB0X: Sure! No problem!

So the four of them eat together happily.

Then, quite suddenly, someone knocks on the door...

~SCENE IIIII (NOT A NUMEROL OF ROMAN)~

...It's some weirdo sellin' pizza!

[He comes in.. entering without permission.]

DelivaryMan: Hey sup?

Everyone: Who are you!?

PizzaGuy: Can't you tell? I'm jork, aka AG.

Everyone: says oh, duh! [takes out a sandwhich and hands it to him]

[he chokes and dies. Somebody notices his tongue is hot pink. That can only mean someone poisoned it.]

~SCENE~

-SCENE XVIIXIXI-

Hat: well, that was some damnnn good zza!

rest: dont you realize hes DEAD!!!

Hat: Who, jork guy

LUNCHB0X: yes! duh!

Hat: so what...

Rest: well, hes our savior!!!!

Hat: why.

Coejoe: BECAUSE HE HAD BETTER PJS THEN IGIT!!!!! AND I WAS HIS ONLY FRIENDDDDDDDDD!!!!

Igit: NO HIS PJs SUCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

*jork slowly gets up while they scream at each other*

Jork: Still got any pizza

-SCENE-

-SCENE W/E-
Coejoe: We better get him to the hospital!

LUNCHBOX: I'll get the sandwiches!

*He runs off to the refrigerator

Hat: I'll just stay here, I haven't finished my pizza! Chomp

IGIT: Um... hat.... you do realize that the pizza was poisoned...

-SCENE-

-SCENE-

*lunch, igit, and coejoe are driving to the hospital with jork and hat in the back*

Hat: Im MELTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

*coejoe looks back*

Coejoe: we should help him!

Igit: No, we shouldent!

Lunch: Shadap im driving!

Coejoe: lets kick out jork!

*coejoe cheers but no one else cheers*

Igit: BOOOOOOooooooooo!

*coejoe and igit get into a fist fight*

*while there is chaos, LUNCHB0X stops the car. Wolfy has made a blockade.*

Wolfy: so, which one of you are AMERICAN GIRL

I am cracking up watching you post these!

`SCENE`

Coejoe: Jork is!

Jork: Ne [coejoe kicks him hardly so he shuts-up and says he is] Yes I am!

LUNCHB0X: Well, do you guys know where there is a rest-stop i need to go! Those sandwhiches went right thru me!

Coejoe: Go in the bushes over there!

LUNCHB0X: Ok!

LUNCHB0X: Anybody got a flashlight?

Coejoe: Here take this 1.

[Coejoe gives him the light, at first he struggles to get it on while he walks over there. Then, he screams and we all run to him. He is gone!]

Coejoe: Who was it?

IGIT: Not me, I don't do anything against the rules, I'm perfect.

Creature1: It was I. I who reak havok, I who dominate.

Wolfy: Listen up you punk, I pay people to exterminate vermon like you. You hand me back my friend or you'll be next!

Creature1: Why, Wolfy have you taken your pills?

[wolfy then passes out because somebody had a come-back that he was unprepared for]

[Coejoe jumps ontop of the car, then a branch and then a higher one.]

Coejoe: I don't see anyone!

2D4: here take my nightvision goggles!

Coejoe: Why do you have those?

2D4: I carryh a pair or 2...

Coejoe: Ok....?

[the branch falls and Coejoe goes flying. He lands on something hard and uncreative. It moans.]

Creature1: ooogfsdooodgfdogoosdfo, get off me you fool!

Coejoe: Not until you answer me 1 question: Who are you?

Creature1: I am BAZIGUDINHO.

-Scene-
*Jork and Wolfy are in a dark alley
Wolfy: So your American Girl? You thought you could fool me? Latvian Boy is more like it!
Jork: Um... I no spek inglis!
Wolfy: Klausīties šeit Jork. Es zinu, kas tu esi! Jūs esat amerikāņu meitene!
*Jork faints
-Scene-
So it appears that me and coejoe posted at the same time... you can chose who to post after...

~SCENE~

[Wolfy picks up jork's body and stuffs him in his bike's trunk (wolfy invented that). He dives to his home and stuffs jork in his closet. Jork wakes up.]

Jork: Where am I?

Wolfy: It doesn't matter, it has all you need to survive.

Jork: And what is that?

Wolfy: A computer, kibble, water, and newspaper.

jork: I could have a good life here! [he goes on the comp]

Jork: NO INTERNET, OMG!

[wolfy then locks the closet and takes out a cigar and plays poker with other dogs.]

~SCENE~

-SCENE-

After the attack of the beast, slouching old wet hat, Coejoe, a scratched up lunchbox and IGIT with nothing on him go to the hospital.

Doctor: Hi, u 2 there

IGIT: YES! and hats dying, lunch is hungry and needs to wipe!

2D4: Oh, I have some baby wipes!

IGIT: ...what for

2D4: ..duh!

*lunch wipes himself*

Doctor (moofie): Well, hat.

Hat: uuujjj

Moofie: Well, hat.

Hat: ZZHHHHYTTTTT IIIIBBBB!!!! EEEEEELLLLLLB!

Moofie: Well, haa

*moofie gets slaped by lunch*

2D4: let me opperate on him! Im a PRO with daggers!

*2D4 takes out a short sword*

*hat starts foaming from the mouth*

IGIT: 2D4. wtf.

-2D4 has been kicked: Reason: wtf man

*2D4 does nothing*

Moofie: Well, it looks like you just need a few pills! *Takes out psychedelic pills*

*2D4 notices they are*

*steals*

2D4: woah... alexyz...

Hat: BWAAAAAAAAA

Moofie: oh, here you are hat. Alllll better!

*hat throws up*

-SCENE-

~SCENE~

Hat: Hey, you think they deliver pizzas to the hospital?

Meanwhile, Jork escapes from Wolfys closet and finds himself in the hospital.

Jork: You guys got broadband in h...I mean vai jums ir platjoslas šeit?

*Wolfy enters*

Wolfy: I thought I'd find you here, Jork (Somehow). I've invented a machine powered by gems, fossils, motorbikes and your brother that makes all weapons in the game real!
EAT LASER BIATCH!

LUNCHB0X: Quick, Jork, eat this magic pizza!

Hat: What are you doing fool, that's the pizza which gave AG her evil powers!

~SCENE~

-SCENE-
*wolfy edit*

JORK EATS PIZZA AND DIES.

*hat edit*

LUNCH: what did I do!

Wolfy: Yes! My telepathy works!

*igit steals hat*

Igit: Tee-Hee!

Hat: wtf jork is dying dude

*wolfy hops on a magicly appearing Harley and drives right thought the bricks*

Hat: Damn,,, hes like Chuck Norris

IGIT: ditto *puts hat on*

*igit is now refered to as other hat*

Moof: So, jork! Hows it going?

Jork: Ça fait mal.. I mean.. uh... *takes off mask*

AMERICAN GIRL: HELLO THERE

-end of act one-

-INTERMISSION-

-intermission-? are you going to continue, or may I post?

post, yea. but... make it like an advertisment,.... lol.

~SCENE~

[jork who died from pizza-poison gets burried]

~SCENE~

~SCENE~

[jork rises from the dead, unharmed.]

~SCENE~

sorry for the bump, but this thread is too epic to die! (plus the story is not finished)

~SCENE~
Jork: What happened?
lunchbox: YOU DIED!!!
Moofie: Yup, and I brought you back to life! For I am the best doctor in the world!
Jork: Oh... well I'm really hun- OH A PIZZA *om nom nom
everyone but AG: NOOOOOOOO!
AG: YEAH!!!!
[jork passes out again]
~SCENE~

~SCENE~
Moofie: No, AG, no! *WACK*
[Moofie hits AG with a pan that he pulled out of his pocket.]
-------
[20 mins later]
AG: What? Where am I?
[A voice off in the dark corner says we've been looking for you AG.]
[AG's eyes see only an outline of the person in the corner.]
AG: Who are you?
Voice: I am TheHat.
AG: Oh, the psycho-noob who likes cheese?
TheHat: No, the psycho-noob who kicked your bum!
AG: Oh my goodness!
[AG cringes as TheHat walks out of the darkness.]
AG: Y-You're a cyborg.
TheHat: No, only my whole left-side of my body is robotic.
AG: Oh.
TheHat: I need to you un-hack robot rage.
AG: Ok, but one question.... Why are you wearing an eye-patch over
your mechanical eye?
TheHat: It makes me look cool.
~SCENE~

~SCENE~
*wolfy is riding away on his bike
wolfy: Ugh... I forgot my rock collection in the hospital!
*turns bike around and heads to the hospital
~Meanwhile in the dark corner
AG: So you have no depth perception?
TheHat: Uh... i guess not...
AG: that must explain how your so bad at paint.net and painting robots...
TheHat: uh... but the computer screen has no depth anyways...
AG: Oh... i hacked my screen so it does...
TheHat: right... about tha-
*CRASH
wolfy breaks through the wall, flattening AG in the process
Wolfy: Finally after all these years I have defeated AG!
~SCENE~

~SCENE~
Meanwhile, in jorks secret lair (also known as his basement)
Jork is chatting with distroyer2 on myspace.
Jork: HEY DIST GUESS WHAT???
Dist: What?
Jork: I ACTUALLY BEAT SOMEONE WITHOUT SUPERS!!!!!1
*Jork dances on his chair and breaks it*
Meanwhile, dist is shocked that jork stopped chatting. A second later the door opens.
Unknown voice: Hello distroyer, I have been waiting for you...
~SCENE~

~SCENE~
*wolfy is celebrating his victory as well... but it is cut short
AG: *weakly laughs, you cant kill me, for i have hacked reality!
wolfy: argh, you little brat!
TheHat: Meh.
AG: *cackle, the only way you can destroy me is if you destroy my life source!
TheHat: lolwut
AG: Miniclip is my life source! Without it I would be nothing!
wolfy: I always hated miniclip...
~SCENE~